We are Jubilant for the Return of Brother Doug to Municipal Leadership. Pastor Morgan has entered into a PRAYER OF AGREEMENT for Brother Doug’s Mayoral Victory calling into authority an Amulet for Election. Even in the midst of a Hurricane, we are Victorious!
YES, now you too can be Gayer than Slayer with this beautifully designed Gayer shirt. It wasn’t easy getting all those cocks onto the shirt, so pony up faggots and buy one NOW! Before we get a cease and desist order, only $20 Pledge of Faith
This year’s Pride aspirations were a Tremendous Success! Our Icons of Gay Heavy Metal float came roaring down Yonge Street boasting your elected Icons Rob Halford (Judas Priest) Kerry King (Slayer) and Paul Stanley (Kiss) Watch the Miracle Footage, Discover Satan!
Get Ready, this year’s Pride Float submission is Icons of Gay Heavy Metal. The float will feature the three most popular Icons as voted upon by YOU, our Fellowship. Message this website to vote for your Favourite Icon or suggest one we may have overlooked. Poles close July 1st, so get those VOTES IN!
Doug Pinnick (King’s X) Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
Roddy Bottum (Faith No More) Udo Dirkschneider (Accept)
Otep Shamaya (Otep) Gaahl (Gorgoroth)
Kirk Hammet (Metallica) Marcy Stray (King Cobra)
Kerry King (Slayer) Paul Masvidal (Cynic)
Sean Reinert (Cynic) Paul Stanley (Kiss)
Maria Alyokhina (Pussy Riot) Nadezhda Tolokonnikova (Pussy Riot)
Wendy O. Williams (the Plasmatics)
YES, we have Arrived on a Tsunami of Lubrication just in time for Pride. Devil Bless the Gays and Lesbitarians, the He-Fags and She-Fags, EVERYONE under the Homosexual Rainbow!
Yes! After averting a legal battle with the Human Rights Council, we can finally air the controversial Ethnic Diversity BBQ Episode. This is a major Triumph for our Ministry and the basic freedoms synonymous with Religious Expression. It seems we’ve gotten so Politically Correct that we’ve forgotten our Stereotypes. Devil Bless Cultural Diversity!
HELLaluiah Brothers and Sisters
Look out for us this Saturday October 25th, as we Bedeck the City with our Award Winning Float at the Toronto Zombie Walk and Halloween Parade at 3PM. The float has been specially designed to transmit Psychoactive Waves in the form of Tremors into the ground as it Graces the parade route carving out Fault Lines for Municipal Prosperity. Subways for Brother Doug! Come Revel in the Devour with me, Pastor Morgan Wilkes, in Solidarity with Satan this Saturday
Praise the Devil, I am just Jubilant! Tomorrow we take the Gospel to the Airwaves when we Divine Devilfaction on the Todd Shapiro Show on SiriusXM at 4pm. I Beseech you to tune in for Digital Anointing, Receive the Word of Satan and Welcome the Devil into your Heart, Mind and Body, HELLaluiah!
Shortly after the shroud came down exposing the Golden RoFo Idol, there were reports of a shockwave felt across the convention hall floor. This of course was no shockwave, instead a Pyschic Tsunami radiating from the Idol in it’s all it’s Rapturous Glory. In other words, a Miracle so big that it could not be contained. What people were experiencing was the sudden overflow of Devil Prosperity. I would like to invite you all to come to the Metro Toronto Convention Centre and kneel before our Glorious RoFo Idol and bring Re-Election to this Beloved City. Devil Pronounce Ford More Years.
On August 29th at precisely 12pm we will be unveiling A Golden RoFo Idol at the Metro Toronto Convention Center’s North Building for the Rue Morgue Festival of Fear. This will also mark the beginning of a Three Day Prayer Vigil and serve as a Re-Election Tribute. I am Encouraging you to Make and Keep this Appointment with Satan in the name of RoFo Prosperity. The Devil sent me this Vision, a Blue Print for a Miracle so Big, it will NOT be Contained. Come in Faith and Receive the Devilfaction.
In Satan’s Name