Shortly after the shroud came down exposing the Golden RoFo Idol, there were reports of a shockwave felt across the convention hall floor.  This of course was no shockwave, instead a Pyschic Tsunami radiating from the Idol in it’s all it’s Rapturous Glory.  In other words, a Miracle so big that it could not be contained.  What people were experiencing was the sudden overflow of Devil Prosperity.  I would like to invite you all to come to the Metro Toronto Convention Centre and kneel before our Glorious RoFo Idol and bring Re-Election to this Beloved City.  Devil Pronounce Ford More Years.

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